The jaeger designs from the first were incredible- Even the most generic one (Gipsy Danger) was still great looking. There was a website which showed other designs from the other countries (that were not in the movie).

I once pointed out to a vegetarian that the leather jacket he was wearing came from an animal. His response was “I’m just wearing what the meat-eaters left behind.” to which I replied “I’m just eating what the leather-wearing vegetarians left behind.”

That makes sense. I always wondered why masturbation depicted in American TV/film required “lotion”. And one day I realised it’s to make up for the fact that the wankers don’t have any foreskins.

You’re Wrong.

I loved the way that, as they were pushing the camera put his rectal passage, they were playing the theme tune to Doctor Who.

I think that if you consider the whole thing a Zero Sum Game, then you need to use number of meals paid for as the metric rather than the amount paid. If a friend buys as many meals for you as you do for them, that’s a good friend.

Ha, that was my first thought too. What is it about America and Male Genital Mutilation?

It’s just a label. But like most labels, they cease to have any meaning when the definition becomes so nebulous that it’s practically meaningless- It’s like “vegetarian” which now includes people who eat fish; poultry; and/or bacon.

That is true- my mother who was a midwife was even given crates of Guinness to bring round with her when she did home visits. That’s before the whole iron thing turned out to be bullshit.

It’s a myth- the water used at St Jame’s Gate is from Kildare.

Guiness is a terrible stout- and I say that as an Irishman. I thought for years that I didn’t like stout as a style; turns out I didn’t like Guinness. Even talking to the life long Guinness drinkers of my grandfathers generation, they tell me that the taste has changed over the years, reducing the flavours that give…

It was basically “the water is contaminated by the plastic it is in contact with”

Agreed- I was at a party recently that had a free bar and someone just ordered “what is the most expensive cocktail you can make”. They ordered 5 of these over the entire evening.

As the “Rich Guy Who Picks Up The Dinner Tab”, I don’t mind doing it as I can easily afford it. My friends are into food and it’s great to check out places that we ordinarily would not dine at because it is outside their price bracket. In return, they regularly suggest other places and pick up the tab, so it all evens…

“Area Man Destroys 500th Pair Of Underpants Consecutively”

Michaels- my local restaurant. The food is incredible. Recently when the chef heard I’d been hurt in an accident, he invited me over and made me lunch for free.

I’m pretty sure it was the Canadians...

No potato farls?

You do know that “Dutch Oven” has a completely different meaning in Europe...

You do know that “Dutch Oven” has a completely different meaning in Europe...

In fairness, this has been known about for a long time- there is a reason why water can stay fresh in an aquifer for thousands of years but has to be drunk within 6 months of being bottled.