Get that shit off my LAWN!

I like the budget model more. Do they still build them?

If I had a jillion dollars and lived in Europe. This would be first choice. Undeniably badass.

You are correct sir. I am a former owner of one. And I can tell you in full confidence, 0-60 in 12 seconds was never more fun. Just a beast of a truck. Nothing it couldn't do.

Let me put this out there again:

Massive

Nicely shopped! And I have seen a few pixels in my day.

Even though I already new most of these things (bimmerphile here, not just being a snob), it was still an enjoyable read. Heart-clicked.

Funny, because I have heard to stay away from them due to the fact that the 4.7L tends to develop cooling issues as there is not enough space for an appropriately sized radiator due to the engines length.

No.

Yes.

Bro, you forgot about "Because fat chicks can't jump".

I get the feeling a duratec v6 would not sound good with straight pipes. I could be wrong though. Time to youtube it.

I was into modern culture observational satire before it was on the internet..

I feel like white people, and white yuppies especially, are entertained by things that make fun of them. The only thing more entertaining than shows like this are black comedians making fun of white people.

Why can't we all just get along and agree that we love great engine designs. I have a big fetish for LSx engines (my dad just got a 1st gen CTS-V) while I also drool over the glorious array of BMW inline sixes (my DD has an M20). And let's just be honest, hooray for you if you can afford to swap in a newer turbo I6…

Someone give this man a star already.

I spite thee blasphemer. There is no greater combination than aluminum block, push-rod bow-tie glory. Damn you and all your wicked, horizontally opposed mechanical witchcraft.

This guy has a really douchey taste in cars. That is my opinion and it is all that I have to add to this conversation.

Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.