The BMW M62, a 32V DOHC V8,

Conversely, I have an eta (325e) E30. It has been the most reliable car I have ever owned. DIY costs are on par with any other comparable car. It might not be bruisingly fast but it's got plenty of torque and the magnificently lightweight frame and responsive chassis. Just a magnificent car. My 3rd BMW.

Someone pat me on the back. I do all these things.

I don't really know what this article is founded on besides the fact that the Countryman is bigger than a regular mini. Of course it is bigger. Is it still a small car? Abso-fucking-lutely. It's a small turbocharged AWD 4 door hatch. Shit if they had just stuck a BMW badge on it (or any other non-mini brand for that…

Who wouldn't be?

Not much of a Ford guy, I'll be damned if that isn't a good list.

It might be too much to ask. But Hyundai should definitely do an R-Spec version with the 274 hp 2.0L turbo I4.

CAN I GET A RULING ON THIS OBSTRUCTION FIRST!?

Yes. Quite atrocious. Possibly an abomination.

While I somewhat agree with your point, I disagree with the way you presented it.

I will be a Beemerphile till my grave, but I must protest the choice of the 1 series. The worst looking BMW to ever come out of Bavaria. Fun fact: 80% of 1 series owners think their car is FWD. This car caters to a demographic I will never understand or associate with.

This should definitely have taken the place of the Scion Tc.

Despite the fact that this does not conform to the rules of the post....I support this notion.

I knew someone would find a loophole to get a Miata into this QOTW.

For shizzle.

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We need more people on the internet like you.

Couldn't resist.

OPEN UP! JALOPNIK AOTD POLICE! NO TWO SEATERS ALLOWED!

I lol'd. Then I looked back up at it and felt a little sick.