In my head it goes like this: E30, E24, E39, E34, E28, E46. Anything else and I'm not particularly interested.

That's interesting because mine is a year older than the one in this ad (E30) and everything is original. All 220 thousand miles of her.

Sure, that's all fine and well. But if you are a winner, you need RWD.

Ah, I do love a good old fashioned RWD vs FWD battle. This is jalopnik, winners know RWD is the best. The end.

I hope I didn't get nibbles'd, if I did then I just sound like an asshole.

I really wanted to make a 60 hp joke too, but they are all taken.

MOAR EQUALS BETTER!

Gorgeous!

It's like a alarm clock wake you up in da mornin!

Gorgeous color by the way. My all time favorite color combo is gunmetal grey (like yours) on flat black wheels. Hoping to do that with my E30 someday.

The Ford fans are not going to let this one go. But I, for one, agree with you. Not because I am partial to Chevys, mind you. I am actually quite impressed by Ford's new lineup of good looking cars and high tech new drive trains. But I do agree that that there seems to be an increasing trend of quality control issues…

I would like one of these bumper stickers. If it will ever happen.

Anybody who would wear a polo with ANY car brand logo on it is a complete asshole.

Yea right boy. You jus mad cause at aint never happened to no Camaro! LIKEAROCK!

I laughed, but I also died a little inside because I know it is only a matter of time before I meet the same fate.

I came so close to vomiting.

I don't understand. Aren't all those stereotypes actually true?

No, no, no you have it all wrong. All models made before the year 2004 are exempt from this program. Ah, fuckit...the trolls have been fed. As the owner of a busted ass '87 325 I must accept my fate, I am a total asshat for driving such a pretentious car.

This plan is not available to BMW owners of vehicles older than 8 years.

+1 Hit the nail on the proverbial head.