Oh excuse me, I didn't know you were such a badass with your Dodge Charger R/T. I'm sorry but any "man" who tries to cite homoeroticism as an excuse for bitching out on manual clearly has some self security issues and the whole "Hey mister I actually drive a Charger" backfire only confirms it. But hey too each their…

I'm not even going to go into the logical fallacies presented in your argument. I will however lead you in the direction of the car most ideally suited to your needs.

*boner* even with that terrible red interior.

I would drive that. I would drive the shit out of that and I hate Camry's with a passion.

So what I can surmise from these interesting points you have made is that you like FWD and small engines better than anything else...is that it?

Merc W123 300TD. Because most reliable, hardass car ever made more reliable and more hardass.

It is also on street tires and not slicks. From the looks of it the driver is not launching very hard either. I don't know the specs but I imagine that all wheel drive system is at or exceeding it's power handling capability. If he launched hard on slicks that 995 ft lb of torque would eat those CV joints for…

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I agree 100% with your evaluation. This cop is being an asshole, but the guy was negotiating with a prostitute and he didn't find out about the gun until about 3 minutes into the stop, I'd be pretty on edge about that too.

Heartclick.

I'd say he was mad you were 20 years old and already had a 350z.

Scrutinizing his personal facebook account may have been a tad on the distasteful side though.

What?? And all this time I thought this was a Jetta. I was told that one up top is a beetle.

I'm sorry. Not a Ford guy, so assumed "New Edge" was the retro style 05-'10 stang. I need to brush up on my terms. In hind sight I didn't notice that the MG in the article was a 2004 or that it was a factory option (I was under the impression this was an aftermarket swap). So it was a double edged mistake on my part.…

5 stars for making me look up the defenition of troglodytic. Learn something new every day.

The Obstructing Governmental Administration might be a little bit far out but it leads me to my main point....when you are arrested, they will charge you with everything possible. But why? Why do this? It's pretty simple really, because like it or not our justice system allows a great deal of leverage to the accused…

Excuse me as I go further off topic but I am confuse. You say you have an S6 however you mention the existence of wastegate noises. I am intrigued, is this some sort of custom turbo setup or is it an RS6? And might you have any youtube vids?

Consider me jealous. Gorgeous car.

Seeing as this is your thread I shall fearlessly continue off topic. I have been at school in Clemson. But I live in Beaufort (think South, right near Hilton Head). We should organize a state-wide jalop car meet. Would be epic.

I thought this was an older Bugatti, maybe it's just me.