This x infinity when it comes to parallel parking. Pull. The Fuck. Up.

I wonder how much money the Chinese government loses on that race? With the exception of the main grandstands, the circuit looked empty.

I kinda love that the 'Fun Sports You Can Start As An Adult' uses a picture of a juniors game at the top. :)

I met Ahhnold in 2004. There is no chance in hell that he is or has ever been 6'1". Maybe in metric inches, but in 'merica, he and I were looking eye to eye at 5'9".

I took my MkV GLI to a Midas (I know, I know) for a simple front brake pad replacement. I had some time left in them, but I wanted to deal with it while I had the money. $80 special for pads so, why not? They took my keys, threw it up on the lift, pulled the wheels and then - *GASP* Major issues were revealed!

Despite…

I live in Sacramento and we have a river which feeds into the Bay delta (about 60-70 miles). They dug the bottom out to create a shipping channel up to the capital and we get sea lions every now and then. Now I see why.

If I'm not mistaken, Vettel's helmets were more of a charity scheme than anything else. They would auction off the helmet's he wore throughout the season to raise money for the Wings for Life charity that Red Bull started. Also, I think it would be much more useful to ban silver and black liveries.

Well, that's one way to make a show without actually making a show. Whoever wrote this could make soap opera writers jealous with their ability to draw things out endlessly

Understeers like a concert marimba? As probably the only one watching who can understand the misery of dragging an 8' wide, 300lb 4 1/2 octive marimba up 45 degree incline through the busiest intersection in Eerie, PA, that is now my go to understeer analogy. Obscurity attained.

You know what's not sexy? Those hats. I have one and I never wear it because I realized I look like a goober in it. Now that I see Seb and Kimi also look like goobers, the fault is not mine, well not entirely anyway.

Of these I owned Bug Bite, Staks, the water pistol and the car with the giant fanged penis in it. Also some giant dog space station thing that they all went inside of.

Radio stations aren't going away, they're transitioning to a new role filling our facebook feeds with stupid shit reposted by our idiot coworkers and inlaws.

I was a part of a study involving cocoa flavanols. I took 4 small capsules a day. I believe my study was related to cardiovascular impact, but it wasn't all that much to swallow. Assuming I wasn't taking the placebo.

This x1000.

Exactly. Honestly, I'd say this is 51% Nico's fault, but really just two drivers having their own race and pushing themselves to the limit. To act like Rosberg would intentionally risk ending his own race with just an 11 pt lead as well is insane. I'm so sick of the 'poor Lewis' BS.

I have a 2014 Prius which consistently hits 50-52 no matter what the mix of highway vs city and a 2008 VW GLI that gets around 25-26 with a 50/50 mix of highway/city. Although once I got nearly 38 (using math, not comp.) while cruising on I-5 between Sacramento and Bakersfield which is about the flattest stretch of…

When I bought my Car I went to Folsom Kia/Ford first and ended up driving a further 30 miles out of my way to go with Thompson's in Placerville. It was night and day. Thompson's was super laid back and zero pressure. Folsom was condescending, high pressure bait and switch.

As far as Rosevillian's personalities; it's a…

So I"m assuming it was chosen for it's magically ability to grow stronger whenever the need arises, deus ex machina? Although, most mechs works that way...

Once again proving that Americans don't have a monopoly on stupid. Did these kids fall out of an 80's horror film before the killer had a chance to finish them off?

Yeah. They should have built statues of the Avengers instead, right?