As a Roller Derby Referee and Jalop, I heartily endorse this post.

I've never Mistaken my MKV GLI for a Suzuki, but I did mix it up with a Carolla, at a distance, a few times.

Once at speed, he would then be covering 1 mile every 13.584 seconds.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this song is actually terrible. This band will be remembered as fondly as Limp Bizkit in 5 years.

E.T. Not any particular scene, but E.T. himeslf. My parents got me this little pleather E.T. doll when I was a kid and I tied his arms in a knot so he couldn't get me in my sleep. I threw my 'My Little Buddy' doll in a tree after seeing Child's Play II. I would check every day to make sure he was still there.

I've wanted to see Girl Who Owned a City made into amovie for a long time. Maybe the issue with it is finding enough age appropriate actors to carry the film? I mean, finding a couple of solid child actors for key roles is doable, but enough to populate an entire cast would be difficult. I'm giving Hollywood the…

Ahh... design by focus group. Beige-kreig is now a pandemic.

The only one that looks like they got a boob job is Mulan, but maybe she just grew them, because she looks 10 years older overall. The only one that is noticeable is the last one. That's painful. No reason for that.

I can't tell if she's pregnant or not...

I would have gone with this:

Uh oh. Ghetto Police is gonna get him for putting this decal on a non early 90's lexus. I thought Advanced Auto employees had to verify your car before selling them to you. Either that or it came free with the lashes.

That is exactly what I was thinking of the whole time I was reading this. Glad to see I wasn't the only one.

Exactly. All that piping is basically an arrow at his package. The new costume wouldn't look half bad without that crap.

I've been driving in San Francisco for 7 years and what I've learned is: Don't drive in San Francisco. Get a copy of the MUNI and BART maps and make friends with them. Market street is a forcefield that prevents you from getting to Soma without looping around Seattle and coming back. Countless ridiculous intersections…

This is exactly what I was thinking. I suppose it'd be better that the Mustang looks like an Aston than the Focus -but not much.

I wish you could still heart replies. I would heart this one so hard...

The Escalade has become the trashiest luxury vehicle of all time.

This was my immediate thought as well.

I think less people like itunes the best than just like it the best because they havent used anything else. I used to think I liked it until I moved to the Zune software.

I never considered my little piece to be an investment. It's about half the size of a golf ball and cost me around DM15 (probably $8 or $9 at the time). It's just a great reminder of all the incredible stories that centered around the wall and that period of time. It's sorta like holding the cold war in your hand.