This is legitimately one of the best Jalopnik stories ever, and it’s not even about cars. It’s just an intruiging story.

Literally too stupid, because it was a joke.

But some cars are smaller and less fuel efficient cause they are sports cars or awd. Does that make them worse for the environment than a truck that never gets used to do real work.

Obviously this...

Cool. I need a Pacer someday. My idea is to somehow put an rb26 engine in it, if it would fit and work at all.

I guess that might be the line between content creator and influencer.

Honestly, some Subarus look fine. The new ones are not so great looking, but the gen 2 Legacy and gen 4 Legacy looked pretty good. Also, the gen 1 Imprezas were fine, especially the 22b (the best looking Subaru ever). The SVX was also cool.

“Also, Subaru doesn’t have a very good reliability track record—at least not long-term.” Well, that’s just not true. It’s only the 2.5 Liters which have any issues, and I believe the new FBs do not. That’s just something you should keep an eye out for, and it’s just a simple trip to the mechanic. If the engine goes…

You forgot Regular Car Reviews. He’s really cool. Also, Mighty Car Mods makes good content.

Get guys like Jay Leno, Bill Gates, and more involved.

So what about cars like the Veyron or Chiron? Are they within these rules?

Turning my Legacy into a Ken Block level awd drift monster and film a gymkhana video.

You know your argument is solid when you have to dismiss any counterpoints as “none”.

Comes back to the fact that “the customer is always right”. If he wants a manual, you do your darndest to get him one dammit!

Hey, it’s something I guess.

I got those Ralliart Mud-flaps which every other wanna-be rally driver Subaru owner has. I also managed to get a wagon mafia sticker so I can represent my brethren.