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Satellite internet sucks, a lot. I'm thankful to have AT&T DSL out here in the boonies. 2000ms ping, 1.5Mbps, and 17GB caps are a worse than a spotty 3G connection (although we don't even have 3G here).

Playing devil's advocate here, I've had satellite for nearly 10 years in West Michigan—one of the cloudiest places in the nation—in a house surrounded by trees on all sides. I've lost the signal from DISH Network maybe a dozen times ever. And every time I did, it was for no more than 5 minutes or I lost power due to…

Sort of, except you're in a 2006 Ferrari, trying to run a younger and more spanish Renault off the track.

I fucking hate WebMD's new redesign...

The one thing that irritates me about using Safari day to day, but the autocomplete picks up on it pretty quickly though.

CDMA fanboys. Who'da thunk it.

Ya, but that's sort of like saying "stone is harder than wood as an Aston Martin is faster than a Plymouth". One comparison has significantly more variables than the other. Headphones have two major factors: quality and price. If a pair sounds better than another for $50 less, I'll get them instead. Sure there's…

Trust me. If I didn't live 2200 miles away, I would.

Was supposed to be carrying passengers in 2008 [news.cnet.com]

Anyone else getting extreme "Ah fuck it it'll never ship, let's just throw whatever crazy skunkworks shit we got into it to bump our stock value"-vibes from Boeing?

No. Because Apple.

He's still imprisoned in the Apple antenna test chambers [www.apple.com]

Looks like a carbon copy of iStudiez, which I have already invested too much into.

Now make it rhyme.

Whats up with the Birmingham "Me too!" riots?

I predict a test your strength attraction, consisting of a room with multiple screens looping all the Wesley and Tasha Yar scenes endlessly as you're timed for endurance.

They have InvisibleHand for everything, even IE.

Would be nice, but don't count on it. VW sorta lives on as a hashtag for Gawker/Gizmodo posts, but as far as I know no official word was given. I just deleted the RSS feed when it hadn't been updated in 6 months.

Might be going the way of Valleywag.