Please use google instead, lazybones jones.

This is nothing new. My great-grandfather was a hit songwriter back in the old days, and whenever his song came out he'd personally go out to some major sheet music retailers and buy up as many copies as he could to make the song appear on the Hit Parade (the equivalent of billboard for sheet music, back when records…

"Male companions" - is that what we're calling them these days?

Your point is easily countered by the number of male trolls yapping all over the Jezebel comment threads.

Because rich white hipster girls never get raped, of course.

Unconventionally attractive women are few and far between in Los Angeles. I grew up there, and almost every woman I know who's not conventionally attractive either moved to another city (Portland, NYC, Austin, and Seattle seem to be the faves) or is now totally unrecognizable.

Having lived in LA and its surrounding areas for about twenty years of my life and New York for the remaining six, let me just say that the strangest thing about LA, and in particular its nightlife, is the lack of non-conventionally hot women. Yes, they exist, but they are rare, and because LA is a car city you almost…

Lindy, he's not saying he deserves a hot chick. He's saying he, uh, can't get laid. Different things.

They're going to rebel against you and listen to nothing but. JUST YOU WAIT

I mean, if you think that's racist, what about "world music"?

Plenty of sex magnets I know started late. I didn't lose it till I was 19, and I've been making up for lost time. Get it out of the way, stay safe, communicate, and have fun.

Today, it's sprinkles. Tomorrow it's marital rape.

Yes. Also, one should keep in mind that a rock/pop star can spend around 8 months at a time traveling from gig to gig and city to city, and that what seems like an unreasonably specific request for a one-off gig ("why do they need the color scheme like this, blah blah blah") can become very important for maintaining a…

I do believe it holds up once one considers "hotness". I've been regularly dating above my league (at least, I think so - there's tons of bias involved here, and of course the whole idea of leagues is problematic) to an extent that I believe would be impossible if I were still living in say, Santa Barbara or Los…

In the NYC workforce? NYC is an amazing place to be a single, straight man with prospects, as single, straight women pretty strongly outnumber them.

Most people are using grammar rules as a way to select for linguistic intelligence/hard work within their own racial and social/economic class groupings. I'm pretty sure the logic is, "If someone had the same opportunities and education as I did and still failed to pick up these fairly basic tools of communication and…

If partners incur vastly different amounts of risk in entering that partnership, usually some term of the contract addresses that. If one partner is SAH and the other is working, both benefit from that arrangement while they're together, but only one benefits once they're apart.

A marriage is a financial partnership, and oftentimes those partners decide that one should raise the children/maintain the home while the other works outside the home. The SAH partner incurs a much greater risk in this scenario, because they're creating a giant hole in their resume, losing out on work experience, and…

Not necessarily, especially for a film that's made of connected sketches.