No matter how serious and in need of addressing trans issues get, they will never erase the fact that genitals are funny.

I read it as a joke. After all, that's been the "surprise" spin on stories like this for about twenty-something years.

Wow, it's like the Al Sharpton of the trans movement.

I'm also a straight guy, so I can at least reasonably assume that when some 18-year-old girl messages me, she's not a PUA mass-messaging.

OkCupid-using Jezzies:

They are, because he plays a bigot. You can't write a bigot well without having them say/do bigoted things.

The writers give him a fake script for dress rehearsal, so when they go live, he's usually reading many of the lines for the first time. Thus the corpsing.

The fact that having or having had a BDSM lifestyle makes rape prosecution difficult/impossible doesn't mean that BDSM contributes to rape culture any more than a night of drinking in a short skirt holds up rape culture. If anything I think I learned more about consent from getting into BDSM than I ever did from…

Just found a gem on OkCupid: "i enjoy intellecutals."

Also, I'd be very wary of this site due to the perfect agreement in every single comment. You can't trust a forum that doesn't have dissent. To be sure, there are a lot of issues with the idea of BDSM that a conscious, involved feminist needs to work out, but to call it a full internalization of rape culture and…

"Sub women talk of the sense of being unable to move when restrained and how this feeling frees them from having to think…

"Men are hard."

Good luck! Pro-tip, it's also useful for rimming, particularly if you're squeamish.

Furreal. Also, as I discovered in high school, a bit of saran wrap goes a long way in helping with oral during a period. (Yeah, you could use a dental dam, but those have no sensation.)

What a lamebrain. Period sex is the best.

Zing!

It's always possible that we're actually the ones who don't get jokes or understand economics.

I mean, her marriage works for her, and they do seem to genuinely like and respect one another quite a bit and have a successful daughter, high public approval for the whole family, and a whole legacy of contributions to the country and the world.

Yes, that's why the amount of musical cabarets and song cycles about struggling 20-somethings are completely unbearable. Boo-hoo, you have to temp and it's so hard because you're suuuuuch a genius.

Dude, don't do "didn't" on 16th notes. Four consonants in a row with the same tongue placement? Bad flow, bro. Bad flow.