"I tagged myself as hipster way before any of you tools."

"My argument has far too much sophistry to pass any muster, so I'll throw in the word 'fallacy' like I'm the only person familiar with fallacies, call you blind, and then slink off without having said anything of substance."

It is pretty forgettable, but it's also purposefully low-key. I for one appreciated listening to an r&b song that wasn't yelling at me relentlessly for three minutes (take note, Rihanna).

Being a teacher is so a stereotypical lady role. The younger the students, the more likely it is that the teacher is female. That's why there's an explosion of male teachers when you advance to middle school or high school, and why most elementary school and preschool staffs are female, and why the catholic church has…

I wasn't suggesting that women admiring men would counter male objectification of the female body. What I meant to imply is that it really doesn't harm anyone, save a few butthurt adolescent boys who are bothered more by the seeming logical inconsistency than by the actual effect it might have on men.

Well, great. Hopefully you'll get to 11 inches, skew the averages upwards, and then never be able to fully enter anyone.

You're aware that your penis isn't going to get longer as you get older, right? That's your ballsack you're thinking of.

I get the feeling that your objections are more logical and principled than they are based on the actual psychological effects to men of said "judgment" (since when was any non-bodybuilding man judged solely on the size of his various muscles?).

Do you find their appreciation of his biceps degrading to you and/or all men?

It's a little bit of both, really.

Alright, lemme go all in here.

I just finished the most amazing mix-tapes for the new girlfriend. I know that mix-tapes as date gifts are kind of illegal after age 23, but fuck y'all, I live my life how I want. Special attention has been paid to tone, timbre, differences in loudness across eras, tempo, and key to ensure that each track feels of a…

Because men aren't treated like pieces of sex-meat on a more-than-daily basis?

Unable to objectively gauge my own levels of emotional dependence and being fairly unlikely to ever bring home a phenomenal salary, I have spent the better part of a decade honing my cooking, cleaning, and interacting-with-children skills. Survival adaptation, folks.

No, but that's more for lack of trying than lack of taste.

Sex drive hasn't decreased. Damnit.

"My Horrible Vaginal Life" is, incidentally, the WORST sitcom pitch ABC ever got.

What about dudes with one testicle? I lost mine two years ago due to a cancer scare (no actual cancer, yay!) and have found that 1) tight pants fit much better, 2) running is less sticky, and 3) I have the funniest third-date story on the planet. So if I could add 4) live longer to this whole wonderful package of…

Funny, I've always found that empowered women have the *opposite* effect on me...

Genre doesn't dictate content, only approach to content. MJ, Prince, and plenty of others have had no problem bringing dark and serious subject matter to dance music.