andrewfindley
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andrewfindley

Fancy Kristen for president in 2020.

If only they’d been Gone in 60 Seconds.

That top photo helps me imagine what it would be like to have X-ray vision.

Fancy Kristen for president in 2020! She’ll run right the hell over all challengers.

Is it Fancy enough?

“Shield your eyes, Marion!”

Yeah, it’s hideous and all, but I have to admit, I like that name. Whatever it means.

I was told there would be no math.

I’d actually pay good money to see a Star Trek trilogy from Nicholas Meyer.

I’d like to know why Chevy didn’t go with the phrase “Business in the front; party in the back” in the ad for the Greenbriar Sports Wagon.

According to Autoblog, Marchionne wrote this in an e-mail, so he’s the one who needs the proofreader.

Somebody needs a goddamned proofreader.

Goddamn it, “goddamn” has an “n” in it. “Goddamned” does, too.

I would have said anything if Batman offered me the opportunity to drive the Tumbler.

I pledge my allegiance to Team Kate.

If they build this, I must insist on a Fancy Kristen review.

I’d pay real money to see that. Thank you, Fancy Kristen, for starting my week off right.

“Never had it; never will.”