Kung Pao! And it’s ribbed for your pleasure.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang wasn’t a Disney movie.

This sounds like a job for Fancy Kristen!

David Tracy, Jeep masochist.

Oh, I’m laughing alright.

Let it go, Dave. The Grand Wagoneer needs your time, energy and money. Project Swiss Cheese will donate its organs so that others may live.

Such heresy! said the man with the 200-hp GTI.

Not only is that thing all eat up with ugly, it doesn’t even look like a Jeep. No vertical grille, not trapezoidal wheel arches. Shield your eyes.

My Mk VI is almost eight years old, and it’s the best car I’ve ever owned. And yes, I’ve owned a Miata. My GTI is just as fun (if not more so), and significantly more practical.

My Mk VI is almost eight years old, and it’s the best car I’ve ever owned. And yes, I’ve owned a Miata. My GTI is just as fun (if not more so), and significantly more practical.

I’ve learned something new, and I want to go buy a can of Silly String for no apparent good reason.

Hey guys,

He’s old enough to be a Florida Man.

Quick, Robin! To the BatVan!

Dear Santa,

And has one of my favorite Kirk lines: “You’re no god to us, mister!”

The Orville pretty much ripped off the plot of this episode last week.

I’m very glad you finally won something, and I’m glad it didn’t taste too (toe?) terrible. However, I am wondering how you know what a fistful of dandelions tastes like.

You know your Moore well, sir. Most impressive. Did that sound like a Bond villain?

I expect to see you in a remake of The Spy Who Loved Me. Did you know Roger Moore never drove an Aston Martin as 007? You need that Lotus that Elon Musk bought.