The Tumbler was never driven up the side of a building. Across rooftops, yes, but you’re thinking of Val Kilmer’s hideous contraption.

I always heard you got drunker faster by sucking your beer down with a straw. Reason enough for me.

The Batmobile. It’s really just a matter of which one you like best. I’m partial to the Adam West and Micheal Keaton models, myself.

“How do we know he didn’t invent the thing?” — Montgomery Scott

I once puked in the back seat of a friend’s Mustang II because the Avocado Green interior color completely overwhelmed me in a thoroughly nauseating manner.

Don’t forget, the SUV chassis was really the minivan chassis, which was derived from the Accord chassis. Admittedly, yes, I own a Honda Pilot. It’s really capacious, drives like a Honda (I’ve owned six), but I wouldn’t want to take it on the Oregon Trail or anything.

The force is strong with this one.

Oh, great, now I can’t unsee that.

Only if it comes complete with the Farrah Fawcett-like model striking a pose in front of it.

Did they...transform into Hyundais? The superheroes, that is. Now that’s pure evil. I suspect the Legion of Doom is somehow working with Hyundai in a clandestine fashion. The Flash could have outrun them, and Superman, as you said, should be OK. But Batman’s flat, man.

The only thing I’ve found interesting about DC’s latest reboot is that they brought back Shazam! and the original Marvel Family. He’ll always be Captain Marvel to me, and it’s good to see him (and the rest of the family) back, for however long it lasts.

Hey, what do you get when you mash up Christopher Nolan’s last two non-Batman films? “Interception.” Thank you, good night, and enjoy the buffet. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses.

“A car on a jack remains intact...” That reporter is obviously not a car person. Also, I thought Hellcats were more powerful than a locomotive.

I don’t watch those “Trading Up” episodes often because they don’t have Edd in them. Mike’s the cheesy ham that Edd counterbalances perfectly.

Maybe if it was a Dodge Stealth. I just liked the styling on those better than the Mitsubishi.

Yeah, I’d vote for Mike Brewer and Edd China from “Wheeler Dealers.” But they have a great show of their own already. Or maybe they could do both. James May did several shows at once.

I actually had a Celebrity Eurosport with the Iron Puke (a sedan). My friends and I called it the “Celebriduke Eurospud.” What a piece of crap. I’ve never owned a Chevy since.

It all made sense right up until it didn’t.

Best headline I’ve seen in a long time. “McJail.”

I recommend “Housework” by the late Robert Palmer.