Lincecum, I mean..Tim Lincecum.. Oh, nevermind.

Someone should tell Tim Linecum it's ok to come out now. 

Noooo....they were talking about someone else....C'mon, they were kidding..OMG, they can't believe you are serious....

Now wait a minute..Ok, this guy is a real zero. Think back to when you were freshmen. So this guy is a loser?  Well, let me tell you about another loser....

Was that wrong?  Should he not have done that?   (Paraphrasing George Costanza, who was caught having sex with his secretary under his desk at Yankee Stadium.)

I don’t remember who it was, you could look it up if you like, but during a game in the early years of MNF, Cosell made a mistake when giving out the score of the game and then corrected himself and said “I am my own worst enemy” then above the din of the crowd in a Manhattan bar showing the game a voice yelled out…

If a zombie show falls in the forest...

Anyone looking to fictional tv or movies to get it right where the depiction of Indians is concerned is joking. The real story of just how badly Indians have been fucked over in and by this country is heartbreaking as well as depressing and more worthy of discussion than whether a particular tv show or movie got the…

Yeah...Nobody had a good camp there.

Future generations will hardly comprehend the sucking that transpired o'er these hallowed grounds.. Or whatever it was that Walt Whitman said about the Civil War.

What's wrong with you guys?  That is Cisco talking.  Or St. Ides. Paint thinner, maybe..And he forgot to mention the Bay Bombers.  They won something, didn't they?

Ok, I put the lime in the coconut..now what?

Eli’s Going..Oh, wait, it’s Eli’s Coming, isn't it?  Nevermind.

Third Reich?

It’s the De-troit breakdown...

Phil Hendrie doing Art Bell’s voice and show will never not be funny..Phil had it down; from the Abba bumper music and Mr. Haney from Green Acres - like dodgy product endorsements to the frequent drummed out of NASA because he knew too much guest General Johnson Jameson with his invisibility potion and powered by a…

All of you..stfu.

Never saw a team come from ahead to lose as often as the Giants did last year..And even as useless as that pen was, the Giants still somehow appeared to have played themselves into a Game 7 in Chicago that the Cubs looked like they wanted no part of, going by the looks on their faces in the dugout, until the Giants…

Hey....remember that time that guy in Orlando, no, Miami, sorry...hit those two walk offs? Yeah, you do..No...not in the playoffs, it was in January...his name was...hang on, I have to look....