Completely agree. Laughed my ass of while scrolling.

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Had a ‘07 Cayman 5MT, put maybe 5K miles on it in 5 years. Nothing about the car was bad, it just wasn’t a car I wanted to get in and drive all the time.

I live in Seattle proper, (not some ‘burb) and every 3rd car here is a Tesla. They’re literally ev-ery-where. I was just in LA, and every 2nd car is a Tesla. 

Found the Congressman's burner account. 

Jut wait until some drunk republican congressman has to deal with it.

Good! 

Bring Back Regulation! 

Can it be used to fix this broken ass comment system? 

Finding a detail shop is easy, finding a person willing to sign off on the electrical and mechanical workings of a very unique and old item is hard. 

Because the seller inherited this, paid a detail shop to polish it, and wants it gone as fast as possible and thats about it.

Found Portnoys burner account.

Could stealthily placed kill switches be the answer?

I get this reference! 

Sammy Hagar sucks. 

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They should name it the “Platitude” 

Thanks, I hate it. 

Read up on IN-N-Out and their horrible owners if you haven’t already. 

Morgan and GM were in the closet making wait lists and I saw one of the wait lists and the wait list looked at me.