Filed to: shit we all knew about two days ago.

Am I a terrible person who humanity is better off not thinking about? Yes.

I think I’ve stumbled upon something! Republicans have been fucked over by other republicans for so long that the only way for them to succeed is to fuck over other republicans.

It’s about as unimaginative as the chads that drive them.

????? What’s your point? 

Yes. Yes they will. 

In 30 years people are going to look back on ICE cars with bewilderment and confusion, much like we do today with the fax machine, the phone booth and the yellow pages.  

ACAB. 

never mind.

where The Powers That Be began regulating muscle cars out of existence—but he hopes it won’t take decades to recover this time around.

Dozens of people will notice! 

Lol. Friday night news dump says everything. 

DADA GOES THE WAY OF THE DODO.

He would have been what 16 in 1995? 

fixed that headline for you José.

A1A Beachfront Avenue!

They should. How many idiots will read this and think it’s true? 

Literally charge my leaf in the rain all the damn time.  Why the hell would the goddamn NYT print such lies?