Yessssssssss

A 30k Bronco is gonna be better equipped than a 30k house, lol. 

So much this. Please someone make it stop. Mix it up somehow. As it is now it’s just a bunch of obscure motorsports coverage, feels like it’s Jalopnik 8: “The Ocho” here on weekends.

Tens of people rejoice.

The sunk cost fallacy is strong with these morons. 

Pro-Tip; Just change your bookmark to www.jezebel.com/latest if you don’t want to deal with the new layout.

Gonna be fun when all those boomers die and their kids try to sell them and then realize that no one gives two fucks.  If I owned anything domestic that was “rare”, I would be frantically trying to sell it before all the buyers with money shuffle off. 

Just because it’s rare doesn’t mean it’s good. 

Im surprised republicans haven’t thought of this yet, they’d finally get to drive the other half of the population into poverty. 

One of my unholy obligations as a Jalopnik writer is to make readers aware of quirky garbage crap cars for sale at low asking prices ridiculously outrageous prices.

Well, there it is, we just need to ban short pedestrians. Problem solved.

Making the grille openings not so comically large would be the first step.

Let’s hope the Tip-Tok Army steps up to serve. 

Libertarians are actually stupider than republicans.  

Let’s hope the next article about him is one where he gets some help, not the one where police kill him out of fears for their own safety.

Yes, you can get it with the third row. Mine has it. 

Brand new 4Runner. Done and done. 

Drinking Game; take a shot every time David says or uses “holy grail” in an article or title.

That’s what F150's cost nowadays anyway. 

I understood this reference.  Well done sir, well done.