Melting down is exactly what shortening in human form would do. 

username / comment synergy is amazing

[Extremely Steve Miller Voice]♫ Some people callllll him prisoner number 456-895 ♫

that car is worth 18K in running condition. 

Well, hey guys, it’s not like he’s been taking public money to house his team for years and years and years.

I’m all for paying people a living wage, but, it’s all garbage food that no one should be eating anyway.  

Vaya con dios Florida. 

I won’t watch this, or any of them, just like I always have!  This is all just dumb shit to sell advertisements.  

no shit!

It’s a fad flavorless alcohol for people who do not possess a palate.  See; Zima, Wine Coolers, MD 20/20, etc. 

fun fact. he only endorses product that he uses/and or likes.

I think you mean “lease a home for the clicks”

Bro. Listen here.  KinjaDeals is the holy grail of being ungrayed.  

when asked postgame how it felt to be the new Prime Minister of Australia

rational north korean; why is everyone in this country literally starving and skinny, yet the person in charge is fat as fuck?  

LOOK AT THOSE PANT CUFFS HOLY SHIT MAN

Please, his friends call him Jon Bon. 

I work in extremely good craft beer/brewing and I can tell you some of the insane things tourists say about beer is laughable. 

It is funny isn’t it!? Like somehow enjoying things that are made with care and quality is supposed to be a bad thing.  

Yup. Nothing fancy about it. I stayed there for a conference before Trump owned it and was like, “this? this is supposed to be some grand place?” There are literally hundreds of airplanes flying over head at any given hour.