The Islanders, who have been a dumpster fire for quite some time now, started the season by trading one of their top scorers in Matt Moulson along with several high draft picks for an even better scorer in Thomas Vanek. The only problem (aside from having overpaid) is that it has been one of the worst-kept secrets in…

If you want a high-level view, toss gasoline on that jersey and light the bucket ablaze. Now let it burn for 30 years, reapply gasoline twice a year, and move it to Brooklyn and you get the Islanders.

He's finally going to wash his jersey? Kind of a small hamper but it wouldn't hurt if more hockey fans took this nice man's lead.

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