I have worked my entire life in casino management. Other properties would gladly pay for a deserving customer to enjoy an NHL game. Some of the biggest events in LV occur off any casino property - NASCAR being a primary example.

A good dog.

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

Not only is Ticket Exchange a scam, but once you sell your tickets on the NFL’s approved website, you are still responsible for what happens in your seats. We sold our Ravens tickets through it one, and the completely random person who bought them got drunk and kicked out of the stadium. Since the PSL license is ours,…

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

Calm down there, Satan.

The three on the left are all Just For Men models. The guy on the right knows a guy’s dad who my friend’s cousin knows, and can definitely get me a deal.

Pop’s such a great coach even the refs do exactly as he says.

I’m copying and pasting this from another Lifehacker story but the principles apply here too.

They are a military branch, not a whaling company.

“Who wants to project Mutombo!?!”

You're confusing the entry amounts with how much they're making. Their take is around 10 percent. And they are still losing significant amounts of money, which would be fine for a company at their stage, if they weren't also under siege.

“Over-Excited Middle-Aged Man Talks To Friends With Ridiculous Names”

You guys are literally describing Fan Duel and Draft Kings... Have you not seen the advertismenets?

My fantasy team stinks.

Probably best they didn’t take Gronk’s suggestion of the Fighting Sioux Flays.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

Welp. fantasy sports players are requesting selfies with @darrenrovell.

Carolina is 7-1