Ted Cruz enjoys hearing timeshare presentations. http://tedfacts.tumblr.com

Ted Cruz is not allowed near Legos because they are a choking hazard. http://tedfacts.tumblr.com

Ted Cruz gets motion sickness on moving walkways. http://tedfacts.tumblr.com

Ted Cruz has homeowners insurance on his birdhouse. http://tedfacts.tumblr.com

Ted Cruz picked Carly Fiorina in hopes of obtaining a rebate on his HP OfficeJet Pro. http://tedfacts.tumblr.com

Ted Cruz drives with the parking brake on. http://tedfacts.tumblr.com

Ted Cruz’s favorite day is Monday. http://tedfacts.tumblr.com

• Ted Cruz reads and replies to all of his spam emails. http://tedfacts.tumblr.com

Ted Cruz names his bowel movements. http://tedfacts.tumblr.com