You do a wonderful Trump impression.

If not rider incompetency, it would definitely be other drivers.

No Passive (or any...) Safety: Check

It’s the kettle taking a road trip to go meet the pot.

Easier? That is laughable. I brush the snow off of my 2010 Matrix and hit the road. No array of sensors to tend to.

If automotive history is any indication, it doesn’t.

Personally, I’ve gone all real-time shooter. Fusion cores are abundant, making almost always wearing power armor a possibility. With that, a run ‘n’ gun strategy works pretty well.

Hey, sometimes you just need to steer into the skid. (pun intended!)

Technology evangelicals often forget that, unlike a mobile device, an autonomous vehicle could kill someone if it isn’t properly tested (and could kill someone even if it is).

No kidding.

Getting closer. The whole time I am reading this list, all I can think is that my “car” has only two wheels.

The pressure-molded approach shows that drug lords will go to increasingly absurd lengths to avoid run-ins with the narcos.

They have jobs that don’t pay enough? Welcome to everyone’s reality.

That would make a lot more sense than the basic example I provided.

I can’t say I know how these things go, either. That being said, I do understand how they’d be expected to know.

No, that is why you ride defensively.

Yes, yes you can blame them. It’s their anchor on their ship. How about some damn accountability?

That’s... not quite true.

A lot of these things sound good, but what do they actually mean?

Dehydration. The Devil itself.