While not a horror game, Pandora Directive has a great horror set-piece. When you arrive at an abandoned military base, you find it full of dried up corpses. A video log from a long-dead soldier provides further clues as to what you’re up against.

On the other hand, they’re apparently lethal to cats, so there’s that.

They aren’t as good as I remember, and I’ve heard they changed the recipe.

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Sure, she continually demonstrates herself to be a tone-deaf rich kid whose very-obvious subtle racism often falls into explicit, straight-forward racism, but shouldn’t we all give her a second third fourth millionth chance?

Probably ‘county’.

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I would venture to say that Cory is also great - when the writers don’t fuck up his story line, that is.

11. Professor Pyg is the best

All ten of those charms are the amazing wigs. I swear to god they blew all their writing money on bonkers-ass wigs.

Just like the city it’s named for.

That and Chandler pronounces the name like “Silverman” rather than “Spider-Man.”

You beat me to it. Grace’s casting makes sense when you realize Raimi’s take on the character: rather than going too hard on the “Venom is the evil Spider-Man” angle, he leaned on the “Brock is a really shitty version of Peter Parker” thing. And I think he’s effective, with even the “being bad makes me happy” line…

“I don’t understand, this is the fifth confused and terrified kid that’s come in today. Chief, what the hell is going on?”

So that was episode writer Megan Amram playing the violin (sorry, the neck guitar), who Tahani gave $5000 to

Every candidate who ever runs against the mayor: “I’m telling you, we’ve all been telling you, he’s let dozens of teenagers get horribly murdered over the years so he can sell you pumpkins! AND HE COULD SELL YOU PUMPKINS EVEN IF HE TOOK STEPS AGAINST THIS!”

By now, October 31 should be a day of martial law in Haddonfield. How many horny teenagers have to die before the sleepy, fictional Midwestern town bans trick-or-treating, outlaws William Shatner masks, and puts a small army on every leaf-covered street corner?

Like hell they are! Reboot the virus and see if you can backdoor their system with a trojan horse.

Just once I’d love for a positive horror review to say “But what’s most effectively upsetting about Hill House is how scary it is”. But no, it’s always gotta be actually about “ the devastating sadness that lingers long after the ghosts retreat back into the darkness”. Which makes me think like most horror movies that…

Apparently it was more of a general guideline than a "vow," per se.