I hope that somewhere in the B99 archives there’s, like, 45 minutes of footage of Stephanie Beatriz trying to open the door, because that was some impeccable physical comedy. 

The Buffalo Chicken Sandwich is the star undrafted free agent of this draft. 

“Netflix has announced it is cancelling former President Barack and his wife Michelle after their much-hyped projects failed to garner the attention the streaming service expected.

“When asked how Netflix could cancel a former President and First Lady and not just their shows, Netflix CEO Reed Hastings responded by…

Damn, this is disappointing. The show had one very simple, very big thing going for it - it was hilarious. We live in the era of the Sad Sitcom, so it’s easy to forget how important that is, but Santa Clarita Diet made me lough out loud at least once every episode, and that’s no small thing. The plots never really…

I do like that Jennifer Connelly had spent years and years doing a bunch of serious, dark, depressing movies, to the extent that it actually became a running joke, she finally books a romantic comedy...and she ends up getting the most depressing sub-plot in the movie. 

Look, Evil Lincoln, we all know your MO. Just say you want Sansa and Dany to hook up. 

I think my only complaint about this movie is that it kind of neuters Scott. Yeah, he was a charming doofus in the first one, but he was also an idealist and a gifted engineer who could tinker with the Ant-Man suit and figure out how to escape from the Quantum Realm. The sequel eliminates everything but the “charming…

Welcome to Newswire, where every project we discuss is considered awful and worthy of our most intense scorn. 

I’ve said this before, but I like annoying you people with my repetitive thoughts, so I’ll say it again....

Funny thing is I absolutely LOVE First Avenger. The fact that I have it 12th is a reflection of just how strong this whole mega-franchise truly is. 

Okoye and W’Kabi’s marriage definitely feels like something hastily written into the script in order to justify the end of the battle. 

So true, and an audience that isn’t just comic book nerds. There are plenty of people who are well versed in the MCU who couldn’t find their way around a comic book store.

One of the fascinating things about the MCU is how disparate these rankings are among different fans. There are some movies with near-consensus agreement (everyone loves Winter Soldier, pretty much everyone hates The Incredible Hulk), but beyond that....

Is Iron Man 3 a fun, quirky, weird, character-driven delight, or…

1. The Avengers
2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
3. Avengers: Infinity War
4. Captain America: Civil War
5. Black Panther
6. Guardians of the Galaxy
7. Iron Man
8. Spider-Man: Homecoming
9. Thor: Ragnarok
10. Guardians of the Galaxy: Volume 2
11. Captain Marvel
12. Captain America: The First Avenger
13. Avengers: Age of…

Amy: I actually shot my husband and he complained less than this.

Oh, yeah. My top 20 (which is as far as I go - I’m not a total crazy person) has maybe two Joel episodes. I thought Joel himself had a really dull, almost somnambulent vibe, and the early episodes lack the crispness and wit of the last few seasons. 

I have mixed feelings about BSG overall, but it really does get off to a great start. There’s a lot to be said for a show that avoids the usual prestige drama “Just slog through the first season and a half and then it gets good” problem.

The exact sweet spot for a great MST3K episode is actually a really fascinating question. There are people who swear by Manos or the Coleman Francis trilogy, but those movies are so bad that they make the episodes themselves really hard to watch. 

1. Pumaman

Allison! Plucking the answer right from my head (though “17 People” is extraordinary).