I’m a total partisan for the later seasons of MST3K - a huge chunk of my favorite episodes come from seasons 8-10. But Girls Town is absolutely top notch. 

I knew Paul Anka from the wonderful MST3K movie Girls Town, in which he beats up a thug played by...Mel Torme.

On TV, its prettified close-ups and rave lighting might even pass for proficient

Poor Captain America feels so lost.

You and that Eleanor-Tahani ship, man.

What’s going on with all these Jokers? They were all elected to Congress!

My family’s white, and I’m way too personally unpleasant to ever be invited to another family’s Thanksgiving, so...

Holiday hot take: Thanksgiving is our most overrated holiday. Most traditional Thanksgiving food is blah.

Since Randall (correctly) identified the best month...

RESOLVED: every Bradley Cooper role should be played by a CGI talking raccoon.

“It’s like convicted felon Martha Stewart always says: a sharp shank is an effective shank, and an effective shank makes for a happy prisoner. It’s a good thing.”

Back when I was in college, we had Ollie Gator, a kind of alternate mascot for our beloved Albert E. Gator.

This is an increasingly popular opinion, but I’m not there yet, and I don’t think I’ll get there.

“I understand this is your busy time of year.”

Pictured: the Canadian Cabinet.

I suppose it depends how you define “dark” or “serious.” Marvel certainly hasn’t made a movie with the tone of the Nolan Batman movies, true. But Winter Soldier is a critical examination of drone warfare, the surveillance state and government secrecy, a movie that posits that one of the MCU’s most august institutions…

Unfortunately, Gosar’s district is the rural western part of Arizona, Gosar won with 71% of the vote last year, Trump won it by 40 points and FiveThirtyEight estimates that Gosar has a greater than 99.9% chance of winning re-election in November.

It’s been a looooong time, but I remember thinking it was a forgettable pleasantry. Some actors I liked, nothing else really remarkable about it. 

“Police procedural starring Josh Groban and Tony Danza” feels like Sitcom Madlibs. 

One of the more amusing anecdotes to come out of the show is that Benioff and Weiss wrote that Tormund line insulting the size of Jon’s dick because they were annoyed at how perfect Kit Harrington’s life was and wanted to take him down a peg.