Today, we’re talking about couples therapy, rude coaches, Charles Dickens, food gentrification, great feats of…

Today, we’re talking about doors, gym TVs, pull-ups, broadcaster fights, and more.

The holidays are here. It may not sink in for you until you’ve heard “Silver Bells” for the umpteenth time at a bar…

Today, we’re talking about Chewbacca pooping, Trump, dinosaur fights, sneezing, and more.

Today, we’re talking about woke Axl Rose, salt, rich assholes who exercise a lot, and more.

My wife was out for a girls’ night and I was home alone with my three rowdy kids. To my enormous shame, I have yet…

Today, we’re talking about French fries, cocaine, college football, and more.

Today, we’re talking about T-shirts, gorilla suits, flowers, peeing, and more.

Today, we’re talking about pistachios, cults, Costco, crying, and more.

Presumably this Heidi Cruz profile, by Elaina Plott at The Atlantic, was written in an effort to provide some sort…

Today, we’re talking about Drew Brees, water bottles, cake donuts, and more.

Today, we’re talking about Gritty, weddings, pissing in the woods, and more.

Cruelty is so often casual, and crueler for it. On Monday, the New York Times reported that Supreme Court nominee…

Today, we’re talking about peanut butter yogurt, pot pies, P.J. Fleck, and more. 

More and more Americans are getting outdoors. Since 2000, attendance rates to national parks have steadily continued…

Today, we’re talking about smartphones, Trump’s DMs, tweezers, and more.

Before we get into the Funbag, I just wanna remind you that the Deadcast is gonna be LIVE in Chicago on Monday…

Were you thinking pizza lumbered down the mountainside, fully formed? That the ancients plucked gyros from the surf…

Before I get into the Funbag, I have a special announcement: The DEADCAST is coming to Chicago on Sept. 17, a week…

Okay. Okay. So. An ugly and kind of dumb but real thing that sometimes happens in the life of a more-or-less normal…