My favorite part about the video is right after he hits him, Dellavedova looks up and seems to be thinking “That’s a nice dick”

It’s comforting to see the courts finally deciding that striking women is not OK.

The best part is someone clearly took the time to figure out how long the string had to be to maximize ball contact. Damn premeditation and shit.

He also literally leads every drive with a push-off arm bar. Is he getting fouled EVERY SINGLE POSSESSION?

he probably cleans his kids pacifiers off with his mouth when they drop it

But see, y’all don’t know who is funding it. So it’s not really reporting per se. It’s more of a list of who isn’t funding it, which I find uninteresting. You know who also isn’t funding the Ringer? The Pope! Dennis Rodman! That kid from Jerry Maguire! Boom, I reported.

You undercut this point by condescendingly calling The Ringer “Bill Simmons’... new blog” in the title. Forgive him if he didn’t realize you meant to say “Bill Simmons’ new potential entertainment media behemoth.”

You may just have written the plot of Space Jam 2.

I’m just happy that the odds are getting better that I won’t have to go all the way to Rio to catch part of the Olympic experience.

I look forward to seeing the longform oral history of Jim Harbaugh’s hot tweet when I wake up tomorrow.

Is “blipped” some word that people much younger than me use?

post less often

Really? The Kings never beat anyone at home!

Do you think I’m a rapist because I had sex with a 15 yr old when I was 14?

why do they need to do jail time? If it was consensual and all the boys are under 18. Or do you think all sex by people under 18 is rape?

He’s 16, she’s 15, and by all accounts it was consensual.

Extra buck for chips? Who are you? A Saudi royal?

I’ll probably get shit for pulling this out of the gray BUT:

I have a truly honest, non-trolling question.

“To be fair, Curry is a decent defender. He’s a pest with quick hands that help him get a lot of steals”