Unless he stole your laptop. That’s another acceptable time to dislike him.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

So you quote this “systemic shit” then go on to say you actually have never experienced it / don’t know what it’s like. Ok.

I know, right? They should just say “fuck the facts of the case” and instead worry about how a group of poorly behaved savages with an impulse control deficiency are going to respond. Who cares about actual guilt or innocence when there is a mob that needs a good quelling.

You can't be this fucking stupid.

Isn’t the better question is why give a shit what any athlete thinks about on any political matter

being fair, Draper stretches the definition of “writer” as well

Two incredibly similar assholes who are well known as friends to the point where they had breakfast before a game between their respective teams a year and a half ago and it was widely reported that asshole number 1 was trying to recruit asshole number 2 to his team.

Two incredibly similar assholes, say two incredibly similar things, and then two more incredibly similar things. Shocking.

My actions during the game were out of frustration and emotion, period!

Andre Drummond is what DeAndre Jordan would be if DeAndre Jordan wasn’t a useless fucking shithead.

My SUPER Italian grandfather used to always yell at me for not calling sauce “gravy.” I got the last laugh, though—he had a heart attack and died in his sleep.

But where will I see naked men spouting cliches out of fear of being fined for saying something interesting? They won’t let me back at the saunas after live tweeting my steams.

“So now it’s okay to force them to dance!?”

Listen up you fargin bastage... most reporters like the firm grip as much of what they do anyways is give P.R. hand-jobs so they can freely walk around a locker room full of naked men, call it work and justify it to their wives.

I have a friend who is vegan, I support him. That doesn’t mean I agree with his choices.

Yup. Last play of the half. Official play-by-play shows the bucket counted. I’m not even sure where you’d get the impression it was waved off...

If you’d bother to look you would find that Russ is 2nd the league in assists per game with just under 10.

The play WASN'T waved off. The basket counted.

They definitely didn’t wave it off. Counted it on the floor and upheld the ruling after replay.