I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

So this has to be a pure pay/benefits thing, right? People aren’t even moving towns! So that means the Athletic is doing well enough to toss $$ at good reporters. Good for them, bad for already hurting papers.

Admittedly way down the ladder of concern, I’ll note that the one closest to Marmalade Mao has a Harley-Davidson patch on, which they are supposed to be boycotting, because of, I dunno, reasons. Like Harley wanting to stay in business in the face of ruinous tariffs.

You can tell she’s a Communist because she publicly owned that show.

This is the natural conclusion to a society that tells you to look after yourself or suffer the consequences. We may worship “first responders” because they put others before themselves but it’s ultimately superficial.

To all the Bernie Bros and Bots that told me the “the Supreme Court doesn’t matter” in 2016, I say Fuck You.

before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s remember that he has two brothers that aren’t retiring.

good thing your opinion literally doesn’t matter.

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH DISMISSION

Have you tried switching to a Renault power unit?

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Better solution. Every year the fans get to pick one player and one owner to face off in the octagon for five minutes.

H.R.C., eh? Every artist wants to sign their work. This is definitely a Soros-funded false flag operation to slander everyday God-loving Southern patriots.

We need to stop this “I’m entitled to my opinion” non-sense. All opinions are not of value nor should they be respected. I know absolutely nothing about nuclear physics. My opinion on the topic of nuclear physics makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.

Bright spot: Henry Z

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

It’s really easy. Don’t be a loud obnoxious douche and you’ll do just fine in Japan.

Ahem.