Eli never cared for Papa John’s anyway. “Too spicy mama, too spicy” he would say when his wife would tell him to open the hanger for the airplane.

The absence of a style is not a style. If Memphis ribs are the blues and North Carolina pulled pork is folk and Texas brisket is country, Brooklyn barbecue is Now That’s What I Call Music, Vol. 32.

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

I will never get tired of Coral memes.

We’re rebranding, Dan. We’re gonna be assholes now. Make Canada Great Again!

Last time I said we need to find a way to stop a nut with a gun—and that’s all I said—I get an email saying, “I’m saving my last bullet to put it right between your eyes.” Just another responsible gun owner in America.

Because these people get presented as heroes. It’s important to remember they aren’t just because they can slide down a half-tube and do lots of flips.

I dunno, I thought his rambling reaction was quite human.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

“Oh, shit, we gave him attention and he’s not going away!”

I, for one, applaud your experiment to see if people go away sooner by giving them more coverage. History shows the exact opposite, but you’re going to stay very persistent in your trials. These millennials know nothing about that work ethic and passion you are displaying here.

It’s a problem I’m intimately familiar with, having served in the military. Too often, our service members are dying from suicide, due in no small part to the hyper masculine culture. And yes, that includes women who’ve served, at a much more alarming rate. You don’t want to be seen as weak.

Well, I mean they all have wives and daughters...fart sound.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

I remember thinking this about Megyn Kelly when she decided to speak up for maternity leave and her attitude is exactly what’s wrong with many conservatives:

“If you’re a public figure, you cannot win [sexual harassment] lawsuits,” he added. “Every accusation is a conviction,”