More hyperbolic liberal reporting desperately wanting human-caused global warming to be real, when actually the fossil record shows that Arco Arena regularly filled with smoke during the Paleozoic Era.

You guys gotta start using the correct picture for all your Papa John ledes. Just ask the Deadspin kiddos.

I mean, he’s not wrong. This article, particularly the headline, makes it seem at first like Carell is making a “audiences these days are just too darned sensitive” statement like Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock.

And yet here we are. I would propose a spectrum of non-precise temperature descriptions as follows:

When the fuck did the “apology commercial” become a thing? Facebook, Uber, Wells Fargo and now Papa Johns? I mean, it’s not even that I hate that they’re all insincere pandering (which they are) but you’re a fucking brand doing what it’s function. Facebook made it’s billions collecting your fucking data and target…

You’re telling me I’m gonna have SCROLL to find my home state? It’s all the way down in the Ms! That could take FOREVER.

Never go on a game show! Never do it!

He is barely functional as a human being. I’d be remiss to even call him the smartest dolphin.

1. Space is scarier than the ocean.
2. Things in the Ocean are scarier than things in space.

So it’ll take Melo three moves to get where he wants to go. That’s a surprising level of efficiency from him.

I love the comment about how thru-hikers “overwhelmingly” use the z-pack. False. It is a great tent but at $600 it is far from the most popular option.

I love the comment about how thru-hikers “overwhelmingly” use the z-pack. False. It is a great tent but at $600 it…

I have the 1 and the 2 — The latter is more of a spacious one-person, as most 2's are, but two works okay and the vestibules are giant. I’d prefer the Copper Spur but I got each for “can’t refuse” prices at REI garage sales ($110 and 190). Unfortunately neither are ultralight but they’ve taken a serious wind & storm…

I have the 1 and the 2 — The latter is more of a spacious one-person, as most 2's are, but two works okay and the…

Almost 5 pounds when there’s great similar options for half the weight? It’s a good tent, but I’d rather use it for camping, not hiking. 

Almost 5 pounds when there’s great similar options for half the weight? It’s a good tent, but I’d rather use it for…

Also of note, is The Technical Difficulties (with Tom Scott) show “Citation Needed,” which guess a particular “randomly chosen article on Wikipedia” and it often segues into other articles on Wikipedia when the panel pulls out other facts.

‘Reboot’ is also an option for Android phones. At least on my Sam S7. You know Android, it may be different on your phone.

God I would hate to be a Houston Raptors fan come playoff time 

Didn’t see that second ref coming in for the spear did they. now I can only see it in slow motion set to “Wrecking Ball.”

A fundraiser has been started to cover funeral expenses.

They may have loved nature, but they very clearly did not respect it