“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

Does...Does this man have two watches?!

I had a massive brainfart and didn’t make the immediately obvious connection from the words “bullpen,” “catcher,” “bats,” and “ballpark.” So instead I went into this article expecting that a catcher saved a bunch of bats, like with wings, that had taken refuge/gotten stuck in the ballpark. Disappointed and no one to…

Seriously there has to be more of these, right? I want to like quit my job and sit down with a cache of them and just tune out the world. Why is this so amazing to me?

Can I just point out that the Warriors are 3-1 in the last four trips to the Finals? I think LeBron needs to stay in Cleveland because it seems like history shows that the Cavs are about to win three in a row now.

Yes.

It’s amazing to me that a team that won 73 games not that long ago actually needs Durant to win more titles. I watched this thinking that Lebron’s crap Cavs would easily win this series if Durant wasn’t in it. But Durant was in it. And he was fucking awesome on offense and played great on ball and help defense.

No.

To me she will always be BW3.

Absolutely. I am pretty sure i would go with, “the first ten people at each store to show this tweet scores free wings for life! Hurry!”

Caps looked much better this game (yes even 5v5) because they adjusted their game plan. It really can all be boiled down to a few things:

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

Don’t forget about the moving screens that setup Steph, or the fouled made 3 pointer Harden made that was waived off by Foster for no reason. Wouldn’t have been a drought if refs didn’t swing it. Don’t get me wrong though, Rockets lost it themselves. But I would say Scott Foster broke their spirit first.

Yep. I was a lost soul searching for answers immediately afterwards and got this one quickly.

“Clearly the jack-up-a-million-threes-in -iso-strategy, while not only being unbearable to watch, is not capable of beating this Warriors team in its current incarnation.”

Do they really need to change to win, or do they just need CP3 fit and playing in either one of the last 2 games?

Chris Paul getting injured wasn’t great either. Maybe Lebron would like to replace, lets’ see, Ryan Anderson’s slot on the current Rockets? Banana boats for everybody!

Oh God. Now I’m not so sorry to see the Rockets lose.

“I’m thinking that more than the Warriors winning, the Rockets lost. If they got just 4 for 27, a seemingly small task for some of the best basketball players in the world, they win the game despite GSW’s shooting in the 2nd half.”

Bruh the refs didn’t miss 27 straight 3s. If it came down to calls I’d agree but the Rockets shot terribly.