Thankfully the cup finals were on, because once the 3rd quarter hit and once again, GS took off, I just permanently switched to NBC. No regrets.

*STFU: Kobe

I’m gonna stop whining about the coverage of this series and just say one thing that I think needs to be brought up again. The Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

Legitimately ONLY Warriors fans think “Rockets without injured CP3" = “Warriors without injured Iguodala”.

This blog is uh aging well

From Butter Emails to Butter Face.

It’s such an ouroboros of stupidity, DC pisses and moans about people opting to drive or Uber instead of using public transportation and yet no one can figure out how to keep Metro open late enough to allow people to use it after sporting events/when bars close/etc.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

In reverse order, every coach that has actually beaten LeBron in a playoff series:

the only assist he every dished out.

Dude, Trump is President*. We are on Earth 2.

Bron’s Plan

“Let’s get this straight first off: the Raptors were dead the moment LeBron James was...”

Don’t feel sorry for Skip Bayless. That guy’s an asshole.

rude to just murder an entire city like that on live tv

I liked “That was in the air so long it should’ve had a movie!”

At one point, LeBron hit like the 5th or 6th crazy fall-away jumper in that bonkers stretch, and I went “Oh god!” and reflexively covered my face, and my older son came rushing over because he thought something bad had happened to me.

this is a good point but I also think that he’s at the stage where he recognized that everyone thought Toronto would finally beat him and he simply said: nope, watch this. It’s not fair to the raptors really. He’s just a world destroyer and I think—honestly—he believes his legacy is sealed so long as he only loses to…

They can’t pay attention to stuff like that because they are too busy alternating between crying because no one is paying attention to how special they are, and then crying because LeBron destroyed them in the playoffs.

Someone courtside pissed off Lebron and that has proven to be a terrible decision over his entire career. The first time I can remember was Chris Bosh’s girlfriend talking shit when he was in Toronto. Raptor fans should know better.