In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left

I don’t always get abortions, but when I do I always go to my local dental center.

What was Drake’s endgame here? Perkins is probably one of the last guys on the court I would want to piss off. I would pay...seven dollars to see Kendrick Perkins beat the shit out of Drake.

I like pop, i like kerr, i still don’t know that someone is better than stevens at getting the most out of a team full of non-established stars. To be fair, I am not saying tatum or brown won’t be, but it’s beyond ridiculous that this is all without their 2 highest paid players.

serious question: what kind of safety gear does he have on him?

If Shaq really wants to save $ with this method, let it get to zero then put in the twenty bucks of gas. By keeping the tank at most 1/4 full, he’s transporting less weight than a 3/4 full tank. The engine doesn’t have to work as hard [i.e., is more efficient] and he saves money.

Goddamn I remember that shit. Fucking steakheads.

There’s a tool for every task, and a task for every tool.

I do not enjoy his type of singing- you know, that old style yodeling that country music pioneers slathered their songs with.

This is the first i’ve ever heard of this, so if you like this, fuck you.

I get what you’re saying, but some of those other possessions late (Clarkson lol) were far more egregious. JR is probably on the short list of guys you want taking a leaning 35 footer at the buzzer.

You cannot write an article like this and leave off JR Smith’s Carlton Banks moment to end the game. That was quintessential JR and it happened on 4/20.

The NBA Playoffs will not get better than this. Thank you so much, JR.

Every time I see a story involving McConnell, the same thought pops into my head: How the hell did this man ever win election to public office? He’s got the charisma of boiled celery, a face made for radio, and is a completely uninspiring speaker. IT MAKES NO SENSE.

Today’s high: I’m an adult that brushes her teeth.

I am loathe to defend Chuck Todd, but there’s a chance that he’s playing audience surrogate here.

Davis and Holiday were great and everything, but we’re not even going to mention how Rondo looking like his ‘08 floor general self, might have been the key to the second half?

As a Tribe fan, these people are the worst. I removed my Wahoo decals and started only buying gear without the Chief pretty much right after I went to opening day and saw those protesters. Literally the only argument I ever needed, and should ever be needed.

Gotta love Trotsky Dude in there. He definitely read a book at least once!

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

“Anything that’s a human need shouldn’t be exploited as a for-profit commodity.”