Better communication has obviously been the difference. LeBron yelled defensive instructions to Isaiah Thomas, but the words just seemed to go over his head.

I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.

Just adopt a fucking dog, Christ. My dog is better behaved and better looking than 99% of the “pure” breeds that make up his genetics and I got him from a goddamned shelter.

Every one of the dogs I have owned as an adult (4) was a dog someone else didn’t want. Every one of those dogs is tied for the best dog I have ever had.

Calm down Paul, you still got your number retired.

The Google machine says that address is a $7M house - not some shack in a bad neighborhood.

This is a little scary...

Looks like they’ve fallen

But did you send it?

Abbott: What’s the name of the tent village?

So why is it so difficult to get rid of incompetent, underperforming, or downright dangerous Federal employees? The answer is Congress, and that is why Trump wants help to, “remove federal employees who undermine the public trust or fail the American people.” Because there are a lot of them, and they are a bitch to…

It’s also how Strahan likes ‘em.

Fun fact, if you combine their names, it would be Thixers, which is how Michael Strahan pronounces the name Sixers.

Toucher & Rich?

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

I’d applaud but tiger already had the clap.

Goddamn fan. If anything, we know that it was getting in the holes all these years that ruined Tiger’s game in the first place.

He’s absolutely right about every bit of this.

(electrical engineers, help me out).