For what it’s worth, a “real medical doctor” can be a total dipshit, can’t find their ass with both hands and roadmap type person too.

BUT BUT BUT A REAL MEDICAL DOCTOR *whowasbeingmadetolieouthisassunderduress* assured us that he’s in tippity-top mental and physical health, the best ever!

I just wish his dad had paid for one.

You have got to be the most ostrich sob I have ever read on any comment section ever!!

When I call a large geographic area a shithole, I’m generally referring to the people inside of it. I’m looking at you, Alabama.

However, that sentiment is based on publicly presented actions like, say, almost electing a pedophile Christian fascist to the Senate, or saying “Roll Tide” unironically, instead of some…

Several schools have reportedly turned down a similar donation from another NBA great as they’re reluctant to open the JR Smith Basketball Facility for Hot Women.

Car fuel can break concrete beams!

Dude got a free Hellaflush and camber kit!

I’m sure your view from the nosebleeds was good enough to make this call.

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

Jesus KD, you just got away with it and you know it, yet you still put on a show, clapping like a dipshit just like you did as you ran and hid from Westbrook earlier this year.

No conspiracy here, just a little bit of home cookin’. Had the game been in Cleveland, Durant would have fouled out.

Is your mom’s boyfriend Delonte West?

Kim Jong-un Is Having Fun And The Rockets Are Destroying Everyone

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

Starred for your inclusion of Eli with the all-time greats

Roy Moore was reportedly thrilled that Alabama wound up in the slot of something born in 2014.

I’m quaking with laughter. Tears are gushing like geysers from my eyes.

So typical of a Trump supporter to say that geological disasters are someone else’s fault.

Mostly people who don’t want anyone from Jordan or Iran in the U.S. I’m sure the irony is lost on them, though.