tl:dr...the Islanders belong on....not the mainland, or else they’d have to change their name.

Your tears are delicious, Albert.

Not even sure what the point of comments are on Deadspin if they aren’t ever “approved.”

If you want hell, go to Yemen or South Sudan or a dozen other places with failed governments across the globe. What you’re discussing is not hell.

A pox on both of their houses. The fans are the ones that get screwed, even if the owners are the worse of two evils here.

Eight home games in London. Might as well....

Looking forward to your next column on pretzel-making with all the salt from your tears.

Anyone talking like this probably has never tried to do it. Plus, not sure why the person writing this post would think a penalty would be awarded. Foul, sure. Sending off, yes. But the foul occurred at least 10 meters outside of the penalty area. This isn’t hockey, you don’t get a penalty shot unless the defending…