“Wants something he can drive more than fix”

will now pivot back from its previous pivot and resume producing more written content.

“Is there a calculator for people who don’t live permanently in the year 1990 and do actual modern contract work as a sole-proprietor LLC?”

The face he makes after he says “implication” gets me every time.

I can see not putting it 1st, but it has to at least be top 3. I can’t see a lower ranking being justifiable.

It varies from state to state, but it’s typically a combination of how to handle guns safely (not shooting yourself by accident), how to hunt safely (not shooting someone else by accident), how to handle game after you’ve shot it (to avoid foot poisoning), and how to hunt responsibly and ethically so you don’t ruin…

they could have been used to register a deer killed by another hunter

I’m Gen X and I could see myself downsizing to one of these we retire. It is a great way to see the country. We did a cross-country RV trip one summer when I was a kid, and it was one of the best experiences of my life.

While the kids all think they are special snowflakes, the reality is that we all pretty much turn into our parents eventually.

People were too busy shouting “YAAAASSSS QWEEN” and calling people Bernie Bros to realize that an astonishing number of people who don’t live in NYC or California hate Hillary the way most people hate fire ants.

Yes please

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

If McConnaissance showed up on my front lawn with a turkey (saying those words), I’d just go back to bed since there is no way in the world that would match up with objective reality. It’s just...beyond what physics would allow.

Like with many storied car models, the meanest Corvettes of a generation are made as a swan song to play out the outgoing car, and get people hyped up for the next generation.

I once read a quip that the GT-R was best known as the #1 car that boyfriends excitedly pointed out to their completely ambivalent girlfriends.

Only select stations in Kansas City have 93 octane. Most of the time it’s 91. Octane also drops in higher elevation areas. In Colorado it’s very common to find 85 octane.

Number one, you will fix the fucking drywall now.

Are you being intentionally obtuse?

1) it’s certainly better than any chain pizza I’ve had; 2) you’re doing it wrong if you’re paying $14. We got a family size pizza w/ 3 toppings last night for $11