It varies from state to state, but it’s typically a combination of how to handle guns safely (not shooting yourself by accident), how to hunt safely (not shooting someone else by accident), how to handle game after you’ve shot it (to avoid foot poisoning), and how to hunt responsibly and ethically so you don’t ruin…

they could have been used to register a deer killed by another hunter

I’m Gen X and I could see myself downsizing to one of these we retire. It is a great way to see the country. We did a cross-country RV trip one summer when I was a kid, and it was one of the best experiences of my life.

While the kids all think they are special snowflakes, the reality is that we all pretty much turn into our parents eventually.

People were too busy shouting “YAAAASSSS QWEEN” and calling people Bernie Bros to realize that an astonishing number of people who don’t live in NYC or California hate Hillary the way most people hate fire ants.

Yes please

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

If McConnaissance showed up on my front lawn with a turkey (saying those words), I’d just go back to bed since there is no way in the world that would match up with objective reality. It’s just...beyond what physics would allow.

Like with many storied car models, the meanest Corvettes of a generation are made as a swan song to play out the outgoing car, and get people hyped up for the next generation.

I once read a quip that the GT-R was best known as the #1 car that boyfriends excitedly pointed out to their completely ambivalent girlfriends.

Only select stations in Kansas City have 93 octane. Most of the time it’s 91. Octane also drops in higher elevation areas. In Colorado it’s very common to find 85 octane.

Number one, you will fix the fucking drywall now.

Are you being intentionally obtuse?

Yeah but still...

1) it’s certainly better than any chain pizza I’ve had; 2) you’re doing it wrong if you’re paying $14. We got a family size pizza w/ 3 toppings last night for $11

As just some random guy at a desk slacking off at work... this is interesting AF.

If James Mattis is a traitor I’d honestly like to know what that makes you.

Here’s a really important one: If you are late, it’s probably your own fault. Don’t take it out on everyone else.

Very rarely are you late because of a cyclist, pedestrian or slow moving traffic. You are late because you waited until the last minute to leave and expected perfect conditions on the road. So now, you are…

“You think the clock is your ally. You merely manage the clock. I was born in it. Confused by it. I didn’t use the run until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING. Challenges betray me, because they belong to you.”
-B̶a̶n̶e̶ Andy Reid, seconds before breaking a Kit Kat over his knee