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Andrew Pickle
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You make this sound like it’s a bad thing.

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and

Oh boy. Even mentioning calories now is “fat shaming” fantastic.

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

I did the same thing when I bought my Trans Am; skipped looking at the LT1 cars and went straight for the LS1. LT1 isn’t a bad motor, but the LS1 is better.

Sad story but when ranking climbs, I still think the most famous climb involving a Kennedy was when Jackie climbed onto the back of the limo in Dallas back in ‘63.

“Yeah, uh, we got the piece you need. Actually, I have no idea what you’re looking for. Let me dial my supervisor in Paraguay. GET IN THE ZONE!”

It brings me joy that Best Buy has been reduced to the world’s largest cell phone accessory mall kiosk.

It is like a field of unfinished Tim Allen jokes.

Or, you could give it to someone who really needs a car.

Horsepower.

Horse people are the worst. Boats are awesome and I wish I had one so bad. Pitbull people are worse than both though. WE GET IT, it’s the owner not the dog. It’s the exact same with every breed. Here’s every insufferable pitbull apologist social media post:
 
*Picture of pitbull snuggling baby* OH WOW LOOK AT THE

Boat people are fine. Sailing people, people that race, those people are probably worse than horse people.

I’m a boat person, so this is really easy.

One time I was driving around, my gas light came on, and I got gas.

Seems like CSPD ought to be less worried about the calls coming from journalists, and more worried about the calls

I hate this guy for existing because he sullies the name of the eccentric “Life’s Been Good” guitarist, like Michael Bolton did that poor guy in Office Space.

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

Current VP of our HOA here, guy across the street is the Pres. He just finished putting a Turbo in his Miata last year, just finished a engine swap in a 84 pick up, still has a boat that needs rewiring. Truly all we have done over the past 2 years was remind people that if they get a shed the exterior siding has to