Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski: “I have 69 touchdowns.”

“Scurlock” definitely is the kind of name that makes one think of a guy who masturbates in the back of a car for hire.

10/10 perfect tactical meme deployment.

Here’s why they’re good at carrying people:
- The height makes it easier to get young kids in and out of car seats than bending over in a sedan
- They’re safer than small cars, simply due to their mass.
- They’re cumbersome in traffic, for people who can’t handle a vehicle larger than a Versa.
- They get roughly the same…

One man’s “Enthusiast” is another man’s “Hoarder”.

I’m sorry David, but I believe our gentleman friend, regardless of his cheery disposition, falls into “Hoarder” territory.

If they were running, driven, exhibited, or maintained....maybe I’d change my mind...but nope...we’re in straight hoarder-land here.

The Van Halen brothers are what broke Van Halen up. Everything else was just a symptom of the problem

I’m a big ol’ moron who loves DLR-era Van Halen and gives them more serious, critical thought that they probably deserve. That said, Women and Children First is a secret masterpiece and maybe my favorite album of theirs.

I mean, when someone else loves the same sport you love but happens to have been born in a different part of the country, you have no choice but to physically assault one another.

Goddamn, Trevor.

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

Since they know now that he is illegal ICE should round up the family and DEPORT ALL OF THEM.

If you’re not willing to wear a helmet while operating a car/truck/tractor/bicycle/horse/racing snail/etc. then you really have no business nannying a motorcyclist who chooses to let the wind flow through their hair.

this guy is now my favorite baseball player ever.

This is my Tiger Woods take. And you’re free to shit all over it, but I stand by it.
Tiger’s downfall was getting married. As soon as that engagement was announced, Derek Jeter should have had a goddamn intervention for him.
Tiger was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time and racking up majors at similarly steady…

New options on 2018 Porsches:

Noooo! I love looking at their inventory! :-(

You’re whining that they stopped to let a pedestrian cross the road?

Around 8:55 is the most perfect Italian reaction to a Ferrari wrecking itself. “Mama Mia! Madonna!”