Damn right he should call the police. If it weren't for her, a decent, hard-working American would be sitting at home wasting his life watching sports.

I live in the Boston market.. he's the worst

Well, Columbia has always been the weakest of the Ivy League teams.

[same conversation from this morning and 11 months ago]

How dare they celebrate a goal in an international competition that happens every 4 year

Mi Colo... Mi Colo... Mi Coooooooolllllllllooooooooommmmmmmmbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Colombia's gol call is a big part of why i love international soccer so damn much. Fucking hilarious.

No matter the league or level, players will always celebrate and go bonkers when finally putting the ball in the net. You know why?

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You should see how they react to an own goal!

I resent that. The key difference is that on TAY we don't have the pricks and trolls (such as yourself) who are running rampant on Kotaku. If you don't like the writing on either, I kindly ask you "Why the fuck are you even here?"

You do realize that this was because of proprietary APUs and APIs right? You understand that PS2 and PS3 used proprietary HW that in itself had to be emulated? PS4 is built using X86 architecture and modern GPU architecture. Emulators wont need to emulate the APIs anymore, they can actually create executables of the…

This PS4 trailer doesn't tell the game's whole story - it's also coming to PC, Xbox One and Wii U - but this new trailer for Project Cars shows just how good a video game can look when you put new/big hardware to work.

She is a mid pack NASCAR driver and she was a mid pack IndyCar driver who lucked into a win driving for teams that a) won the 500 and b) won multiple championships. F1 drivers mean more than you think especially at the front of the field and not only is the technology on the knife edge, but the drivers too. She…

Does just standing near Jeremy Clarkson make you start to look like him? Jesus.

Gronk is good but if you're playing whose line is it anyway, Lawrence Taylor is a true hall of famer.

This sucks. It's so disappointing when a big star misses out on this incredible tournament. This morning I also watched that 30 for 30 documentary, The Two Escobars, and I'd really like to see Colombia make a run this year. They're in a relatively weak group but this is a blow.

I live in Colombia and this news is fucking abysmal.

Me: "Falcao is injured and out of the World Cup for Columbia. That's huge!"