If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to, why don’t you go where fashion sits? Puttin’ on the Ritz...

The Dell XPS 8910 is an i5 not an i7.

The Dell XPS 8910 is an i5 not an i7.

Thank you. Thank you so much for Making Kinja Great Again.

Maybe if he’d kept his Large White Ass out of the sun it would have been more coherent about the US’s nuclear policy this evening...

What fucked up textbook have you been using?!

“Oh, so it’s OK when this asshole does it but wh—ohhh, VAPE! Never mind.”

More like Guanobara Bay.

Then you get back in your car and its all dull and slow. Its addictive.

That’s just it! I remember feeling like my eyes were getting pulled into my head, and like there was a big Hulk-hand pushing me into the seat. It’s a very unique sensory experience.

Wouldn’t that be special if Apple then asks the FBI who unlocked the phone and how they did it?

I love this stuff, it’s the greatest natural deodorant on the market. The others make me smell like a bear. That’s not a good thing.

I love this stuff, it’s the greatest natural deodorant on the market. The others make me smell like a bear. That’s…

Whenever someone makes a quip about Geely owning a majority share in Volvo, I always counter with the Chinese own Ben and Jerry’s. Does it make their ice cream any less delicious that a bank account funding the cream is headed by some Chinese dude? No. They’re not making the Ice Cream in China and they’re not…

The thought of this car with a B-series swap makes me feel funny in my pants.

you are defending DBE. take a minute to reflect on that.

I just spent two hours playing Final Fantasy XV, which I can confirm is a real video game that actually exists. The good news: it's brilliant in a lot of ways, and from what I've played so far, it really does feel like a Final Fantasy game. The bad news? Well, it's got some serious technical issues, and I'm worried…

BUT what about the mid-engined cars!?

The corporate salesman at Energizer is just THAT FUCKING GOOD. This was his Catalina Wine Mixer.