I think its hilarious, that you are hating on people for drinking a beverage for taste and quality while advocating that they should drink it for the purpose of imparing judgement and reducing intelligence. And you tried to make it sound all cool too.

The flannel is in the closet.

I don’t normally grammar nitpick, but this is anti-intellectualism in beer form. I don’t like IPAs either, so I drink lagers and double blacks and saisons from craft brewers. I also drink Bud Lights occasionally, and even still get fucked up bro every once in a while.

The point is Inbev is…

People who don’t remember that up till recently there were conservative Democrats and liberal Republicans - idiots

I dunno about that, I’ve tasted Jesus’s blood and it has way more sugar than Cutler’s.

Does my computer/account need adjusting, or did Deadspin transition over to a new layout that’s more friendly to octogenarians who misplaced their reading glasses?

There’s a future for you writing Nationwide commercials for the Super Bowl.

lmao! oh my god i didnt even think of that hahahaha so good dude +1

I'm getting pretty tired of JJ Watt's schtick.

Clearly, Michael Sam is Justice Antonin Scalia.

Man, Drew Magary aged well.

do not let this stop you from complaining loudly about them while watching the rest of the series.

Jesus was in a tomb.

This was poorly thought out and a misdirected idea from the get go. Why you would choose to bury Ken Caminiti in centrefield to begin with, is beyond me.

Jesus Christ dipshit, it was a joke.

A black American celebrity shares the same name with this athlete.

“If I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test.”

I don’t know where Cubs fans could’ve gotten a reputation for being wrongly smug...

That’s pretty weak beer game, dude.

Statically speaking any draft pick in any round is more likely to be a “bust” than star. You take calculated chances on players you believe in. Mariota is most likley the perfect combination of quaterback ability and athleticism for that system. This is relaistcally the only shot Chip Kelly at a player with these type…

Oh, did you get thrown at too?