What a load of shit.

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

You’ve worked for Univision for a few months now. Have any of you been asked to dress up like a child, complete with painted-on freckles, a beanie, and a big lollipop?

Clearly.

I took it seriously.

It wasn’t.

I’m pleasantly surprised by your sports takes. I only knew your work in passing but remembered that you’d never had a raisin, went out of your way to call out Jerry Seinfeld over minor stuff, and the whole Conde Nast episode.

You should probably just have left it at “I don’t follow baseball that closely.”

Midwestern racism is gritty, smart, loves the game, and will be a coach someday.

U support his right to illustrate the lynching of a black person?...good to know

I’m sorry but I am from Colorado and I don’t really see the problem.

I’m not anti-Semitic either, but I’m starting to get pretty pissed that my wife won’t tell me where she’s hiding her gold.

i blame video game, the walking dead, etc. used to be a guy would gently lay the ball in the cup, say the pledge of allegiance, and shake hands with the opposing coach before hustling back “on d”. Now Glenn is dead. Rims are bleeding. It is madness, this culture of dunking.

More like Andrew Bogan, amIright???

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

As many others have said in earlier updates: Thank you, Diana and company, for your refreshingly un-Gawkerish coverage of this...thing. Who knew that an (essentially) otherwise unreported story could make for such a compelling read without editorializing and zero jokes per post? I don’t know if this has been some kind…

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This post is like a guy at freshman orientation who tells you that real rock and roll fans only listen to Blind Lemon Jefferson.

My money’s still on a ghost. Specifically:

This dude just won $0 wearing sideburns like an asshole.