Phew! I thought I might be racist for a second!

But is he elite?

It was 58° at 7:35 for whoever took that screenshot? Man, I hate where I live.

Nah, Utah is awesome.

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Joey Harrington/Byron Leftwich/Chris Redman was only nine years ago!

Sure, I agree. It’s sloppy metaphor.

I’m curious as to what actions you believe that those other passengers could’ve taken?

Oh, nevermind. I just realized this article is about when we were teens.

As I feel this will become a lot of share your AOL SN (America Online screen name), I’ll jump in. Mine was RTHBoy which stood for ‘red-tailed hawk boy’. it was a reference to my favorit Animorph character, Tobias, who was tragically stuck in the body of a red-tailed hawk after he didn’t morph back to human form in…

I already disagree with your list.

I’m currently on prednisone. Why can’t life always feel like this?

Van Pelt is off by more than an order of magnitude.

Don’ts:

I have! This comment is a bit of a reflection of how I felt when I moved from Georgia to Wisconsin. People would outright ask me if I was racist (because everyone in the South is, duh) and then proceeded to make the same shitty racist comments and jokes that I heard in the South.

Wait, this can’t possibly be racism, this is the Midwest, not the South!

Is this another one of those optical illusions? I can’t seem to find Guy Fieri in that picture. What’s the deal?

That guy introducing Bobby Bowden had one hell of a Heil Hitler Tomahawk Chop.

Uhhh doesn’t this belong on Gizmodo?! This is a SPORTS blog!

I am also a geologist (really) and that person’s wife is wrong. Serpentine is definitely a mineral, but that picture you posted is of a serpentine rock. ‘Rock’ is basically a bullshit term that people get uppity about. All it means is a naturally-occurring solid composed of ONE or more minerals.