Thank you for your service.

They tried it just 3 years ago:

They are a lot alike, both being full of exaggeration and hyperbole. They both say things that make the news. The difference is Trump’s ideas are good for the country.

Media: “Hey white folks, parenthood is hard!”

He seems ok with rain.

If people falsely accused me on TV every day for 2 years, and it turned out no charges were to be filed, I would be pretty happy.

They dropped Smollets charges, sadly. People who file false hate crime reports should be charged with hate crimes.

Russians aren’t pushing 8th month abortions.

2014:

And these guys:

Whether they should have a wall or not, historically, walls work.

The media is nuts. Between this and SNL’s “All I want for Christmas is Mueller”

Walls have worked in Hungary and Israel. There is no reason to believe they can’t work here. Some may point out the Hungarians have a smaller boarder, which is true, but America is much bigger and richer than Hungary.

2014:

Mexico will pay through loss of remittances.

Pet Sematary is the best movie directed by a woman.

The Blob and The Thing from the 80s are examples of superior remakes.

Hopefully the remake will be more realistic and there will be at least 1 body positive witch.