Word.

Trump is a white supremacist? Someone better tell the prime minister of Israel!

Ha ha. Billy Corgan. I wish that urban legend was true. For all his Nosferatu baloney, he seems pretty decent in interviews.

Yeah, that’s why I still watch Romper Room and got an Up Up tattoo last year.

Jagged Little Pill was so successful not because of Alanis, but because of Glen Ballard. It’s like how Max Martin is responsible for most of Taylor Swifts big hits.

Bad stuff about Trump:

Let’s not be too hard on Obama.

Many of my colleges were complaining about this until I showed them the light. My return was $300 less, but They took 1,200 less from my paychecks throughout the year. Compare how much they took out of your paychecks this year vs last.

If you can hear a dogwhistle, you are the dog.

Doesn’t she know you aren’t allowed to criticise the Jews notice what some Jews are currently doing in this country?

I paid ~$900 less in taxes last year. I’ll take it.

The woman is not very attractive. Zing.

I have heard him say words that are not on that card.

We should be relieved that our president isn’t a Russian spy. THAT’S A GOOD THING.

Goalpost moved.

Yeah. Why can’t we have good health care like in Mexico or Sub Saharan Africa?

You have been fooled.

Obama is popular in the media. With the people of the USA, his approval ratings are about the same as Trump, despite all the cheerleaders in the press.